I had a lovely time with the City of Chicago today. A lovely expensive time. Elise got the brunt of it, but this…this is the line.

No, actually, this is the line you stand in to get in the line.

One funny story here. A loud and boorish man was in front of Elise. he shanghaied the security guard, peppering her with quesitons about “how long this was going to take” and “what was the estimated wait time”. This culminated in him saying “y’know, at Disney World, they have these signs by the lines that tell you how long you’re going to wait.”

The guard look at him, and she deadpanned “Sir, I’ve never been to Disney World.”

Random, hard-working security guard, for the win.